Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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