so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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