Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish you could order shots online.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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