Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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