And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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