It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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