btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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