we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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