If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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