just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The beer is more important than you right now.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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