My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
this just has baby written all over it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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