Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He kissed a someone with a penis
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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