I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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