its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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