So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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