Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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