there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
