i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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