No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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