Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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