that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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