What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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