think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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