i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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