you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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