Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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