I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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