whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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