watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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