Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize