We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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