im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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