he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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