hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Randomize
