dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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