I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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