I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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