what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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