Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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