My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
As shirtless as possible
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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