The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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