chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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