1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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