My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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