You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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