hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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