scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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