I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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