i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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