we're blogging at a bar
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
