Well douche your snatch and let's go!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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