just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.