I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.