i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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