It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.