How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
meet me or not, i'm out of control
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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