We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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