I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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