youre lurking in front of me
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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