Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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